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# 1 )  Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up...

# 2 )  The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. ..

# 3 )  My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me...

# 4 )  When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say. ..

# 5 )  It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”...

# 6 )  The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do...

# 7 )  I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced..

# 8 )  After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F…..

# 9 )  Nothing is over until you stop trying...

# 10 )  We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me...

# 11 )  Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off...

# 12 )  Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go...

# 13 )  Train your mind to see good in everything...

# 14 )  When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic...

# 15 )  Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder...

# 16 )  The best dreams happen when eyes are open...

# 17 )  Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job...

# 18 )  I Love My Country. It is The Government I’m Afraid Of! ..

# 19 )  I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you...

# 20 )  Trust in God, But lock your car...

# 21 )  I drink to make other people interesting...

# 22 )  You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’...

# 23 )  I am probably single….because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008...

# 24 )  Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags...

# 25 )   An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard...

# 26 )  Person you love is 72.8% water...

# 27 )  A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net...

# 28 )  The secret of getting ahead is getting started. ..

# 29 )  I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people...

# 30 )  That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”...

# 31 )  I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone...

# 32 )  If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!..

# 33 )  I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart...

# 34 )  Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop...

# 35 )  Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. ..

# 36 )   Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling...

# 37 )  I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog...

# 38 )  One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!..

# 39 )  Never test how deep the water is with both feet...

# 40 )  Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong...

# 41 )  Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate...

# 42 )  I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday...

# 43 )  They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle...

# 44 )  If at first, you don’t succeed… Keep flushing. ..

# 45 )   Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits...

# 46 )  In “Success” all depends on the second letter...

# 47 )  Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money...

# 48 )  Mistakes are proof that you are trying...

# 49 )  It’s not too far, it just seems like it is. ..

# 50 )  Fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s...

# 51 )  Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words...

# 52 )  A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything...

# 53 )  When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”...

# 54 )  Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich...

# 55 )  I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients...

# 56 )  This world is turning me evil… I guess they want to experience the hell...

# 57 )  Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs...

# 58 )  So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach...

# 59 )  My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high...

# 60 )  If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’...

# 61 )  I usually take a two hour nap, from one to four. ..

# 62 )  I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode...

# 63 )  I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable. ..

# 64 )  I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now...

# 65 )  Never get on one knee for a girl who won’t get on two for you...

# 66 )   I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME ..

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