Feeling Happy Status For WhatsApp

1: ) Everything is okay in the #END , if it’s not ok, then it’s not #THE END.

2: ) A #Champion is someone who gets up, even when he can’t.

3: ) Take a #deep breath and start again.

4: ) Do or #Die……There is no try.

5: ) If you don’t make #mistakes, you aren’t really trying or aren’t trying hard enough.

6: ) I’m not failed…my #success is just postponed for some time.

7: ) If you can’t #Beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

8: ) I come up with the #best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

9: ) When in doubt, just take the #next small step.

10: ) Every great #achievement was once considered impossible.

11: ) The only time #success comes before work is in the dictionary.

12: ) If you are player then I’m the GAME.

13: ) Trust me you will dance- #Alcohol

14: ) The strongest emotion of all is #LOVE, that’s why it hurts us most.

15: ) Rules are made to be break.

16: ) 80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain..

17: ) “Always Think twice, speak once”

18: ) Some kind of Magic happens in every moment

19: ) I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

20: ) My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.

21: ) It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.

22: ) It’s more important for YOU to believe in You

23: ) With patience time takes care of itself.

24: ) There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You

25: ) If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.

26: ) Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!

27: ) Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you 🙂

28: ) when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.

29: ) Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

30: ) I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P…..

31: ) Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true <3

32: ) If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

33: ) Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.

34: ) I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once 😉

35: ) Don’t mind the weather, it’s raining in my heart tonight

36: ) Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.

37: ) One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.

38: ) Defeat your enemies with your success.

39: ) In order to success your desire to success should be greater than your fear of failure.

40: ) Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.

41: ) A good day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.

42: ) Most girls ask questions only when they know the answers, so be true.

43: ) Learn then remove ‘L’.

44: ) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”

45: ) Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive

46: ) Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

47: ) Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.

48: ) My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ?? :p

49: ) Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….( more funny whatsapp status)

50: ) “Please don’t get confused between my personality &amp; my attitude.My personality is who I am &amp; my attitude depends on who you are!”.

51: ) You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

52: ) The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

53: ) Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!

54: ) I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

55: ) At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂 🙂

56: ) Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

57: ) Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

58: ) I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!

59: ) Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

60: ) I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”

61: ) I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ??

62: ) Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

63: ) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

64: ) I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

65: ) Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

66: ) Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status)

67: ) They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B

68: ) If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

69: ) One more password got married…!!

70: ) Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

71: ) Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

72: ) There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian &amp; Tuesday Saturday.

73: ) One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

74: ) Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

75: ) I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.

76: ) Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

77: ) Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

78: ) Status under construction.

79: ) Take Life, one cup at a time!

80: ) I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die next Tuesday.

81: ) Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

82: ) I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

83: ) Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u :);)

84: ) Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(

85: ) Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

86: ) Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm &amp; Silent

87: ) My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ?? :p

88: ) One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

89: ) Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

90: ) I’m cool but global warming made me hot

91: ) apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…

92: ) Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

93: ) Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.

94: ) We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police

95: ) Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….

96: ) One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature 🙂 ??

97: ) Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ??

98: ) Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

99: ) ” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”

100: ) Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day

101: ) God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

102: ) I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

103: ) Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

104: ) Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it

105: ) I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

106: ) You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.

107: ) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

108: ) I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.

109: ) I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.

110: ) If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

111: ) I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

112: ) If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

113: ) I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!

114: ) I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.